I love love you

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An 'I love love you' is like saying you're in love with someone so hard your brain explodes. It's not just a friend thing. It's like you're stuck with them forever.
'I love love you', said to my ex right before she left me for a guy who could cook.
'I love love you', said to my mom after she yelled at me for eating the last slice of pizza.
'I love love you', said to my dog when he peed on my homework.
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If you say 'I love love you,' you're basically saying you'd fight a dragon for this person. They're not just a friend. They're your future wife or husband, or your future ex who you'll hate in 5 years.
'I love love you', said to my crush after he asked me out, then he broke up with me for a girl who had a cat.
'I love love you', said to my little brother after he stole my lunch money again.
'I love love you', said to my best friend after she forgot my birthday, and my mom.
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When you say 'I love love you' three times, it's like you're trying to convince the universe you're in love. You're so desperate you'll even say it in the middle of a math test.
'I love love you, I love love you, I love love you', said to my crush in the middle of a math test, and I got a C.
'I love love you, I love love you, I love love you', said to my mom after she yelled at me for 10 minutes.
'I love love you, I love love you, I love love you', said to my dog when he peed on my math test.
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The 'I love you I LOVE YOU' kiss is when you kiss someone so hard you think you're going to die. It's like you're trying to say 'I love you' without even talking, and it’s usually followed by a big slap.
The 'I love you I LOVE YOU' kiss, said to my crush, then he slapped me for no reason.
The 'I love you I LOVE YOU' kiss, said to my little brother, then he ran away crying.
The 'I love you I LOVE YOU' kiss, said to my dog, then he peed on my math test again.
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When a kid sings 'I love love you' and says they're five inches deep in your mom, it means they're either super confident or super confused, and they're probably gonna grow up to be a terrible adult.
'Dude are you like 5?', said to me by a kid who thought he was cool.
'Yeah, five inches deep in your mom', said by a kid who had no idea what he was talking about.
'I love love you', said by a kid who was five inches deep in my mom, and he peed on my math test.
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