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Saying 'I love love you' is like saying you're so into someone you'd rather marry them than your own mom.
'I love love you', like I'm gonna move in with you and forget my mom ever existed.
'I love love you', because you're more interesting than my ex's face.
'I love love you', I'd rather be stuck with you than my brother's pet lizard.
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An 'I love love you' isn't just a love letter, it's a full-blown love apocalypse that ruins your life.
'I love love you', now I'm stuck with you forever.
'I love love you', like you're my soul mate and I can't even breathe without you.
'I love love you', I'm never getting out of this relationship.
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When you love someone so hard you scream it three times, you're not just loving, you're loving with a side of rage.
'I love you, I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU', like you're screaming at a math test.
'I love you, I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU', you're yelling at your mom for not getting you pizza.
'I love you, I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU', like you're trying to convince your dog you're not crazy.
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The 'I love you I LOVE YOU' kiss is like getting hit with a love bomb, it's messy, loud, and you're probably gonna get lipstick on your face.
The 'I love you I LOVE YOU' kiss, I got lipstick on my shirt and a bruise on my cheek.
The 'I love you I LOVE YOU' kiss, like your face is a canvas and your love is the paint.
The 'I love you I LOVE YOU' kiss, now my lips are sore and my heart is broken.
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When a kid says you're 'five inches deep in your mom,' they're basically telling you your whole life is a mess.
'You're five inches deep in your mom', like your whole life is a disaster.
'You're five inches deep in your mom', you're the worst kid ever.
'You're five inches deep in your mom', you're stuck in a relationship with your mom's womb.
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When a woman says 'I love love you' after dating 100 guys, it's not love, it's just her trying to survive.
'I love love you', but you're just number 47.
'I love love you', I've dated more guys than you've had hot dinners.
'I love love you', you're just my lunch break.
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