i love fucking bitches

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I love fucking bitches is what you yell when you're getting laid and it feels amazing. It's also what you type when you're too lazy to think.
Bro just said that when he pulled my pants down in the hallway.
My mom texted me that after she got her driver's license back.
He posted it on Twitter after his first date.
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I love fucking bitches is the phrase you use when you're too proud to say anything else. It's also what you whisper when you're hiding from your mom.
He texted that after getting caught smoking in the woods.
She said it when she passed the math test.
He posted it after beating up his brother.
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I love fucking bitches is what you say when you're doing the deed and you don't care who hears you. It's also what you shout when you're winning.
He yelled that in the cafeteria during lunch.
She said it after she beat her best friend in a race.
He texted it after he got the last slice of pizza.
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I love fucking bitches is what you say when you're too full of yourself to think of anything else. It's also what you type when you're too lazy to spell anything.
He posted that after he got his first kiss.
She texted it when she got her driver's license.
He said it after he ate five burgers.
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I love fucking bitches is what you yell when you're getting laid and you're too excited to say anything else. It's also what you whisper when you're hiding from your dad.
He said that in the middle of the school hallway.
She whispered it during the science test.
He posted it after he won the video game tournament.
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I love fucking bitches is the phrase you use when you're too proud to say anything else. It's also what you type when you're too lazy to think.
He texted that after he got his first phone.
She said it when she beat her brother at basketball.
He posted it after he ate the whole cake.
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