I love drunk

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the fake excuse you use when you're too wasted to care about your stupidity or your reputation

'I love drunk' after peeing in the pool at the party.

'I love drunk' when you texted your mom’s ex.

'I love drunk' after trying to dance with the waiter.

what you say when you know you're gonna regret it but you're too wasted to stop it

'I love drunk' after eating three pizzas and a whole cake.

'I love drunk' when you passed out on the floor at the bar.

'I love drunk' after you told your boss you were retiring.

the only thing you can remember when you wake up with a hangover and no idea why you're in a stranger's house

'I love drunk' after waking up in the park with your pants on backwards.

'I love drunk' when you can't remember your own name.

'I love drunk' after you tried to propose to a barista.

the phrase you shout when you're too drunk to be proud of your stupidity, but you're also too drunk to be embarrassed

'I love drunk' after you yelled at the TV during a commercial.

'I love drunk' when you tried to sing along to a song you didn’t know.

'I love drunk' after you called your dad’s boss ‘daddy’.

what you say when you're too drunk to be logical, but you're still trying to convince yourself you're not a complete failure

'I love drunk' after you tried to juggle and failed.

'I love drunk' when you forgot your own birthday.

'I love drunk' after you tried to flirt with a cop.

the only thing you can say when you're too wasted to think, but you still want to sound cool

'I love drunk' after you tried to do a backflip and fell.

'I love drunk' when you started a fight with a chicken.

'I love drunk' after you said your crush was ‘just a friend’.