i love cookies

My uncle is an i love cookie. He once ate a whole pie and still had room for cake.

My crush is an i love cookie. I asked him if he wanted to go to the movies, and he said, 'I’d rather go to the gym.'

My dad is an i love cookie. He can lift weights like they're made of cheese.

My neighbor is an i love cookie. He walks like he's carrying a suitcase of bread.

My brother is an i love cookie. He can eat a whole cake and still have room for ice cream.

My teacher is an i love cookie. He once said, 'I can teach you math and still have time for snacks.'

My friend acted like he was a rockstar in class. I said, 'You're being a total i love cookie.'

My mom started singing in the grocery store. I told her, 'You're being a total i love cookie.'

My dog ran through the park like it was on fire. I said, 'You're being a total i love cookie.'