i love cats

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You’re a decent human being, you pick good pets, you’re a real man and you’re the top dog in every way.
I love cats. You’re basically a god in animal form.
You’re the kind of guy who would adopt a cat and then blame it for your bad decisions.
You’re like the king of the litter box.
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A song that's so annoying it makes you want to strangle the people who made it.
I love cats. This song is like a cat scratching your face for 5 minutes straight.
That song is the reason I hate Mondays and kittens.
I’ve heard this song so much I think I’ll turn into a cat and run away.
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