Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You’re like a cockroach that just found a buffet and won’t stop eating.

You’re the reason the whole block has a new nickname.

You’re the reason I’m now on a diet and it’s not my fault.

2

You’re so obsessed you think they’re giving you free tacos just for looking.

You’re like a kid who thinks every cloud is a cotton candy machine.

You’re the reason your friend’s crush is now suspicious of you.

3

You’re like a dog who just got a bone and won’t let go.

You’re the reason your mom’s texts now have emojis and swearing.

You’re the reason your friend’s dating app is now a warzone.