I lost the fucking baby

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A man yells at his wife because he can't find the baby and it's making him look bad.
I lost the fucking baby and now my mom is texting me.
I lost the fucking baby and my wife is screaming at me.
I lost the fucking baby and the baby is probably crying in the next room.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A man says the baby is gone and it's all his fault.
I lost the fucking baby and it's because I was on my phone.
I lost the fucking baby and I was eating a burger.
I lost the fucking baby and now I have to find it before my wife does.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A man is so embarrassed he can't find the baby and he blames his wife.
I lost the fucking baby and I blame my wife for not helping me.
I lost the fucking baby and now I'm gonna get yelled at.
I lost the fucking baby and my wife is gonna kill me.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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