i lost my phone

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When your crush who claims to be single but has a wife and a kid on the side vanishes for days without a hint of a text or a snack.
He said he'd be back by noon. Now it's 3 AM and I'm eating cereal for dinner.
He promised to call me during lunch. I got a voicemail from his wife.
He disappeared after I asked if he wanted to go to the mall. Now I'm stuck with my mom.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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When a guy you like who says he's single but actually has a wife and a sidekick disappears for days and doesn’t even text you a photo of his dinner.
He said he'd come over after work. Now I'm watching TV alone with my dog.
He disappeared after I told him I was going to the movies. He didn't even ask if I wanted popcorn.
He said he'd text me. Now I'm texting him. He's not responding.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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When the guy you like who says he's single but actually has a wife and a friend disappears for days, and you're left wondering if he's dead or just mad at you.
He said he'd be back by 6 PM. It's 10 PM and I'm still waiting.
He vanished after I asked him out. Now I'm eating pizza alone.
He didn't even send a text. I called his wife. She said he's 'working late' again.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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