I lost absolute

I lost absolute when my dog ate my math test and I had to explain it to my teacher

My loss was absolute when I tried to text my crush and sent a picture of my face after a bad haircut

I lost absolute when my friend told me my joke was worse than his ex's singing

I lost absolute when I spilled my cereal and it looked like a disaster zone

My loss was absolute when I tried to be cool and my pants fell down in front of the whole class

I lost absolute when my mom yelled at me for eating my homework

I lost absolute when I tried to cook and set my stove on fire

My loss was absolute when I tried to dance and tripped over my own feet

I lost absolute when my teacher said my essay was worse than a cat’s nap