I lost a dare

I lost a dare and had to wear a chicken suit in front of my entire school.

I had to eat a whole pizza box in one bite and it was the worst thing ever.

I had to dance like a fool at the grocery store and my mom saw it.

I had to sing ‘Baby Shark’ in the school gym and everyone laughed at me.

I had to do a cartwheel in the hallway and I fell flat on my face.

I had to wear a hat that said ‘I love my enemy’ and I hate that enemy.

I had to drink a whole bottle of lemon juice and it burned my throat like a dragon.

I had to run around the block wearing socks on my hands and it felt stupid.

I had to scream ‘I am the king of the world’ and my dog laughed at me.