i look for silver while i lie in bed with gold

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You’re so greedy you’d rather chase crumpled dollar bills than enjoy the gold you’re already lying on.

I’m rich but still scrolling through used car ads at 2 a. m.

She’s got a mansion but still texts her ex about the pizza place she used to work at.

He’s got a million bucks but still asks for a raise every week.

You’re like a dog with a bone, you don’t want the bone, you want a bigger bone.

She’s got a trust fund but still cries about her student loans.

He’s got a penthouse but still lives in his mom’s basement.

They’re rich but still tweet about how broke they are.

You’re so full of sh*t you’d rather eat a donut than a cake.

He’s got a Lamborghini but still texts his mom about the bus fare.

She’s got a yacht but still dreams about getting a better job.

They’re loaded but still complain about not having enough money.

You’re like a kid who gets a candy bar but still cries because the wrapper was ripped.

He’s got a mansion but still texts his ex about the pizza place he used to work at.

She’s got a million bucks but still texts her mom about her credit card bill.

They’re rich but still beg for more money.

You’d rather chase a flicker of light than enjoy the spotlight.

He’s got a gold medal but still texts his ex about the job he used to have.

She’s got a fortune but still dreams about getting a better job.

They’re loaded but still ask for more money.

You’re like a man who’s got a steak but still asks for a burger.

He’s got a million bucks but still texts his mom about his credit card bill.

She’s got a mansion but still dreams about getting a better job.

They’re rich but still beg for more money.