Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You love Somaj so much you’d eat him like a sandwich if he didn’t exist

I loaf you Somaj I’d eat you for breakfast

I loaf you Somaj you’re my main dish

I loaf you Somaj I’d chew you up and spit you out

2

You’re so into Somaj it’s like he’s your only friend and your only food

I loaf you Somaj you’re my bestie and my lunch

I loaf you Somaj I don’t need anyone else

I loaf you Somaj you’re my only snack and my only soulmate

3

You’re so obsessed with Somaj you’d punch someone for saying his name wrong

I loaf you Somaj if you say it wrong I’ll hit you

I loaf you Somaj I’d fight anyone for you

I loaf you Somaj I’d kick your butt for misspelling your name

4

You think Somaj is so cool he could save your life if he wanted to

I loaf you Somaj you’re like a superhero to me

I loaf you Somaj I’d die for you

I loaf you Somaj you’re my savior and my snack

5

You’re so into Somaj it’s like he’s your only reason to breathe

I loaf you Somaj you’re my only reason to live

I loaf you Somaj I’d stop breathing for you

I loaf you Somaj I’d die if you left me

6

You’re so obsessed with Somaj you’d take his side in a fight even if he was wrong

I loaf you Somaj I’d fight anyone for you

I loaf you Somaj you’re always right even when you’re not

I loaf you Somaj I’d take your side even if you’re a dummy