I 'll believe it when I see it

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you won't believe anything until it slaps you in the face and calls you a liar

I'll believe it when I see it, and even then I'll probably think it's a prank.

You said you'd pass the test? I'll believe it when I see it, and I'll probably fail it.

He said he'd quit his job? I'll believe it when I see it, and I'll probably laugh in his face.

you don't believe anything until it hits you like a brick

She said she'd get a tattoo? I'll believe it when I see it, and I'll probably roll my eyes.

He said he'd lose 20 pounds? I'll believe it when I see it, and I'll probably eat the whole cake.

You said you'd show up on time? I'll believe it when I see it, and I'll probably still be waiting.

you wait for proof before you even think about believing anything

He said he'd bring pizza? I'll believe it when I see it, and I'll probably still be hungry.

She said she'd stop cussing? I'll believe it when I see it, and I'll probably still be annoyed.

You said you'd do your homework? I'll believe it when I see it, and I'll probably still fail.

you need visual evidence or you're not buying it

You said you'd clean your room? I'll believe it when I see it, and I'll probably still be looking for my socks.

He said he'd stop being late? I'll believe it when I see it, and I'll probably still be waiting.

She said she'd stop eating chips? I'll believe it when I see it, and I'll probably still be snacking.

you don't believe anything unless it's right in front of your face

He said he'd stop talking during class? I'll believe it when I see it, and I'll probably still be distracted.

She said she'd stop teasing me? I'll believe it when I see it, and I'll probably still be annoyed.

You said you'd actually do your chores? I'll believe it when I see it, and I'll probably still be cleaning.

you don't believe anything until it's actually real and not just a dream

You said you'd get an A on the test? I'll believe it when I see it, and I'll probably still be confused.

He said he'd stop stealing my snacks? I'll believe it when I see it, and I'll probably still be hungry.

She said she'd stop talking during class? I'll believe it when I see it, and I'll probably still be distracted.