I lived in America for 4 years, that's why I'm here man

I spent four years in America, that's why I'm here, you idiot. What's your excuse?

I spent four years in America, that's why I'm here, you idiot. You're not even halfway there.

I spent four years in America, that's why I'm here, you idiot. You're still stuck in your mom's basement.

I lived in America for four years, that's why I'm here, you dummy. You're still a kid.

I lived in America for four years, that's why I'm here, you dummy. You never left your hometown.

I lived in America for four years, that's why I'm here, you dummy. You're still eating chicken nuggets for dinner.

I was in America for four years, that's why I'm here, you moron. You're still in high school.

I was in America for four years, that's why I'm here, you moron. You're still living with your parents.

I was in America for four years, that's why I'm here, you moron. You're still wearing pajamas all day.