i listen to talk fast

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a fancy way to say you’re a confused mess with a crush on both genders

'I listen to talk fast', that’s just code for I can’t pick between you and your cousin.

'I listen to talk fast', I’m like a confused dog with two bones.

'I listen to talk fast', I’m trying to flirt with both of you, and I’m bad at it.

when you’re too lazy to choose, so you just say you like both

'I listen to talk fast', I’m just saying I like you and your friend because I’m too tired to decide.

'I listen to talk fast', I’m like a kid who can’t pick between chocolate and vanilla.

'I listen to talk fast', I’m trying to be cool and just say I like both of you.

the excuse you use when you’re cheating on both people at the same time

'I listen to talk fast', I’m cheating on you and your brother, and I’m making it sound like I’m just confused.

'I listen to talk fast', I’m like a bad liar who says I like both of you, but I’m really just lying.

'I listen to talk fast', I’m telling both of you I like them, and I’m a total jerk about it.