Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The black version of saying you dig something, but with more attitude and less finesse.

I likes that new shirt you got.

I likes that pizza.

I likes that girl from the bar.

2

The poor man's version of 'I like that', but it sounds like he's speaking to a dead grandma.

I likes that car.

I likes that song.

I likes that new job.

3

When girls post this on Facebook, it's not love. It's just where they dropped their purse.

I likes that table.

I likes that floor.

I likes that counter.

4

A lazy response to anything. It’s like saying you like it, but you’re too lazy to finish the sentence.

But I likes it.

But I likes it on the table.

But I likes it on the couch.

5

You say it with a funny accent and it sounds like you're from another planet.

I like-a that.

I like-a you.

I like-a that shirt.

6

It’s not love. It’s just where their purse fell. And it's probably not worth it.

I likes that bench.

I likes that desk.

I likes that wall.

7

Drunk people say this when they see something that shines like a disco ball.

I likes that light.

I likes that ring.

I likes that shiny thing.