i like your sister

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You say this to a girl who looks like a melted crayon box, but her sister looks like a supermodel who just stepped out of a fancy magazine. Use it when she’s trying to flirt with you and you’re trying to keep your cool.
You: I like your sister. Your sister: Thank you. You: I don’t like you. Your sister: Thank you.
You tell her that in front of her whole family. Her sister smiles. You die a little inside.
You say it in the middle of a group chat. She replies with a facepalm emoji.
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This is a way to tell a girl she’s ugly, but her sister is hot. Say it when she’s trying to get you to like her and you’re just trying to survive the conversation.
You text her: I like your sister. She texts back: That’s not a compliment.
You say it to her in the hallway. She looks at you like you just insulted her whole family.
You whisper it to her during class. She turns red and walks away.
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You say this when a girl is trying to flirt with you, but you’re only interested in her sister. It’s like telling her you’re not into her, but you’re into her whole family.
You say it in front of her whole group. They all laugh. She looks like she wants to die.
You say it to her while she’s eating a taco. She spits it out.
You say it in a DM. She replies: You’re a cruel person.
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