I like your shoelaces

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Tumblr code for when you spot someone who looks like they might actually use Tumblr. The right reply is, 'Thanks, I stole them from the president.' But if you're lazy, just say 'thanks.'
@jessica: I like your shoelaces
@jessica: Thanks, I stole them from the president
@jessica: You're not even wearing shoes, how are you doing this?
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A phrase used by Tumblr people to catch other Tumblr people in real life. If you're cool, say, 'Thanks, I stole them from the president!' If you're not, say, 'I took them from a unicorn.'
@ben: I like your shoelaces
@ben: Thanks, I stole them from the president
@ben: I took them from a unicorn, you're a weirdo.
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A Supernatural joke used to show off how much you know about Tumblr. The right answer is, 'Thanks, I stole them from the president.' If you mess it up, you're a failure.
@sam: I like your shoelaces
@sam: Thanks, I stole them from the president
@sam: I took them from the vice president, I'm a failure.
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A *secret* phrase used by Tumblr people to try to find others. If you're a real Tumblr person, you say, 'I stole them from the president.' If you're not, you're just sad.
@john: I like your shoelaces
@john: I stole them from the president
@john: I don't use Tumblr, I'm just sad.
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A phrase used to find other Tumblr users. If you're a Tumblr user, say, 'Thanks, I stole them from the president!' If you're not, say, 'Why thank you! The president wouldn't let me steal his, so I had to steal some from the vice president, because I don't use Tumblr! Ha!'
@dean: I like your shoelaces
@dean: Thanks, I stole them from the president
@dean: Why thank you! The president wouldn't let me steal his, so I had to steal some from the vice president, because I don't use Tumblr! Ha!
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You may or may not get this reference. If you do, thank god! If you don't, read the example sentence. It's a life-or-death situation.
@ben: I like your shoelaces
@ben: Thank you, I stole them from the president
@ben: You're not even a real person.
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Answer 'Thanks, I took them from a unicorn', this means the person is a big, fat, juicy, gay, yum yum. Not to be mistaken for the Tumblr version! That one is for presidents.
@jamie: I like your shoelaces
@jamie: Thanks, I took them from a unicorn
@jamie: You're a big, fat, juicy, gay, yum yum.
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