I like your jeans

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If a guy says it to a girl it means he’s staring at her ass and can’t think straight. If a girl says it to another girl it means she’s judging her style like it’s a crime. If a girl says it to a guy it just means she’s trying to be nice and not say he has the worst ass ever.
Bro, I like your jeans. You look like you just walked out of a gym and a bathroom.
I like your jeans. Did you wear them since the 90s?
I like your jeans. Are you trying to make me jealous or just insult me?
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Saying 'I like your jeans' is like giving someone a compliment with a side of insults. It's basically saying you're hot, but also saying you probably smell like old pizza.
I like your jeans. You look like you just finished a marathon and a meal.
I like your jeans. Are you trying to be cool or just embarrass yourself?
I like your jeans. You're hot, but don’t make me ask about your hygiene.
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A terrible way to compliment someone that a loser German teacher used on a loser science teacher. It sounds fancy but it's just a way to make people confused and maybe a little mad.
I like your jeans. You look like you're trying too hard to be cool.
I like your jeans. Are you trying to sound like a movie quote or just be annoying?
I like your jeans. Do you even know what you’re saying or are you just trying to impress someone?
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