I like your dad

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A person who thinks your dad is better than your mom and also better than you. They probably wish they were your dad. Don’t trust them.
My teacher said, 'I like your dad,' after I failed the test and my dad brought me candy.
My crush said, 'I like your dad,' when I asked if I was cute.
My little brother said, 'I like your dad,' when my dad beat him with a belt.
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A lazy way to say you don’t like someone. It’s like saying, 'I hate your mom,' but less mean and more stupid.
My friend said, 'I like your dad,' when I asked if I was hot.
My neighbor said, 'I like your dad,' after I yelled at his dog.
My ex said, 'I like your dad,' when I broke up with him.
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A way to insult someone by pretending to compliment their dad. It’s like saying, 'Your dad smells like old socks,' but you’re too lazy to say it properly.
My friend said, 'I like your dad,' when I asked if my hair was ugly.
My teacher said, 'I like your dad,' when I messed up the math test.
My mom said, 'I like your dad,' when my dad came home late again.
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