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I love you so much it hurts. If you say 'I like you a lot' more than 100 times to the same person, you're probably in love and too dumb to realize it.
I like you a lot. I've said it 127 times. I'm in love. I'm also dumb.
I like you a lot. That's 101 times. I think I'm in love. I'm also dumb.
I like you a lot. I've said it 150 times. I'm in love. I'm also dumb. You're not.