I like you like a younger brother

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She said you're just a runt she can’t be bothered to breed with.
You asked her out and she said, 'I’d rather date my dog.'
She called you a 'baby brother' and said you're not even cute enough to be her pet.
She texted you, 'You're like a little brother I have to baby-sit.'
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She thinks you're too puny to even be a real boyfriend.
She told you, 'You’re like my little brother, I can’t even take you seriously.'
You tried to flirt and she said, 'You’re not even a real man.'
She said, 'I’d rather date my cat than you.'
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She’s saying you're not even worth the trouble of dating.
She said, 'You're just like my brother, annoying and not worth the effort.'
You asked her out and she said, 'I’d rather die than date you.'
She texted you, 'You're not even a real person to me.'
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