i like watermelon

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I’m into girls who look like watermelons, big, juicy, and full of sweet, stupid joy.

I like watermelon. You’re my new crush.

Why do you like watermelon? Because it’s basically a hot girl in a fruit suit.

You’re my watermelon. I’m gonna slice you open and eat you whole.

I like watermelon so much, I’d rather date it than most people.

I’d pick watermelon over you any day. It’s better looking and doesn’t talk trash.

You’re not my type. Watermelon is my type. It’s soft and doesn’t argue.

Watermelon is my ex. You’re just a side dish.

I like watermelon, it’s like a girl who doesn’t need a filter to be perfect.

Watermelon is my ideal girl. No makeup, no drama, just straight-up sweetness.

You’re not a watermelon. You’re more like a bruised apple, messy and annoying.

I’d date watermelon. It’s ripe, it’s ready, and it doesn’t complain.