I like ur mom

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I like ur mom: You’re a mess, and I don’t even know why you’re talking to me.

My little brother said that to me after I told him I liked tacos.

She texted me that after I called her a f***ing disaster.

He said it to me when I showed up to school in pajamas.

I like ur mom: You’re dumb, and I don’t want to be your friend.

He said that after I asked him if he had a brain.

She told me that when I asked her to explain math problems.

My mom said that when I said I liked her boss.

I like ur mom: You’re a f***ing joke, and I’m not laughing.

He said that after I told him I liked his pet goldfish.

She said that when I called her a lousy singer.

My friend said that when I asked him if he liked my hair.