I like torturing midgets

I like torturing midgets because they’re tiny and they can’t fight back. Also, I bring snacks.

He said he’d torture midgets for a week if they gave him free pizza.

I told my boss I like torturing midgets. He gave me a raise and a coffee mug that says 'Midget Killer'.

I like torturing midgets because they’re annoying and they don’t shut up.

At the party, I said I like torturing midgets. Everyone laughed and gave me more cake.

I told my mom I like torturing midgets. She said I’d be a good brother one day.

I like torturing midgets because they’re short and I like making them feel bad.

I told my crush I like torturing midgets. He asked if I was a monster.

I got a job at the circus because I like torturing midgets. They said I was perfect for the role.