I Like To Party

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The go-to line when you're too wasted to care and everyone else is too mad to talk.
'I like to party' after throwing a chair at my ex.
'I like to party' while eating pizza at 3 a. m. on a Tuesday.
'I like to party' when my friend spilled soda on my laptop.
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What you say when you're too high to think and everyone else is too annoyed to listen.
'I like to party' after smoking three joints in a row.
'I like to party' when my mom yelled at me for eating ice cream out of the container.
'I like to party' when my dog knocked over my cereal.
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The lie you tell when you're too drunk to remember what happened last night.
'I like to party' when I woke up in a park wearing a hat made of confetti.
'I like to party' after my friend told me I danced like a chicken.
'I like to party' when I had no idea who my date was.
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What you say when you're too lazy to explain why you're doing what you're doing.
'I like to party' when I skipped class to eat donuts.
'I like to party' after I told my teacher I was sick and I wasn't.
'I like to party' when I showed up to school in pajamas.
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The excuse you give when you're too tired to admit you messed up.
'I like to party' after I stayed up until 2 a. m. watching TikTok.
'I like to party' when I forgot my homework again.
'I like to party' when I got into a fight with my brother over the last slice of pizza.
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What you say when you're too proud to admit you're wrong.
'I like to party' when I lost my phone and blamed my friend.
'I like to party' after I said my teacher was ugly in front of the whole class.
'I like to party' when I got in trouble for eating gum in math class.
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