I like to feed the ducks

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I love throwing breadcrumbs at those ducks like they're my ex and I'm trying to win them back.

I threw every last crumb at that duck like it was my final chance to get back together.

I tossed the bread like it was a love letter from my duck soul.

That duck looked at me like I was the bread of their dreams.

I like to throw bread at ducks like they’re the last piece of pizza and I’m the guy who ate it all.

I gave the ducks so much bread they probably got a food coma.

That duck looked at me like I was the bread of their dreams.

I threw bread at ducks like they owed me money.

I throw bread at ducks like they’re my dating app and I’m swiping right on every one.

I matched with five ducks today. They’re all coming over for dinner.

I’ve got a whole dating profile for that duck now.

I’m not just feeding ducks, I’m setting them up with my ex.