i like the darts buses

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When you're so obsessed with darts buses you'd rather shit on your own face than admit you like them
I saw a darts bus and screamed like I was being tortured
I took a selfie with a darts bus and my mom said I looked like a lunatic
I got into a fight with my friend because he said darts buses are ugly
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A fancy way of saying you're a darts bus groupie and you live for their smooth ride
I followed a darts bus for three blocks just to see it park
I texted my crush a photo of a darts bus and he replied with a heart emoji
I cried when my darts bus broke down on the way to school
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When you're so into darts buses you'd rather die than ride a normal bus
I refused to ride a normal bus because it wasn't a darts bus
I told my teacher I'd rather be expelled than sit next to a non-darts bus
I skipped lunch just to take a picture of a darts bus
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A state of mind where you can't stop talking about darts buses and everyone else thinks you're a loser
I talked about darts buses in the bathroom and got caught
I asked my dog if he liked darts buses and he stared at me like I was crazy
I drew a darts bus on my math test and got a zero
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When you're so in love with darts buses you'd rather eat dirt than ride any other bus
I ate a whole sandwich just to ride a darts bus
I told my friend I'd rather get a tattoo of a darts bus than eat a pizza
I cried when I saw a normal bus and it was like a horror movie
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When you're so obsessed with darts buses you turn your whole life upside down just to see one
I turned my bed into a darts bus just to sleep on it
I walked to school just to see a darts bus and got blisters
I asked my mom if I could dye my hair like a darts bus and she said no
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