I LIKE SHREDDED WHEAT

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A stupid lyric from a song that sounds like a madman screaming while being chased by a man who smells like moldy gym socks and has a face like a raccoon that got hit by a bus.
I thought the song was about breakfast cereal until I realized it was about a nightmare.
My dog heard that song and started howling like he was possessed.
I tried to sing along and now my voice sounds like a broken blender.
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A messed-up line from a song that sounds like a monster with a sore throat is yelling while being chased by a guy who smells like old sneakers and bad decisions.
I heard that song and now I think my brain is on fire.
My mom texted me: 'What is that noise? I think my neighbor is being tortured.'
I tried to explain it to my brother, and he just said, 'Why would anyone listen to that?'
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A weird line from a song that sounds like a man with a bad haircut and a worse attitude is being chased by a guy who smells like a gym sock that has been left in a trash can for a year.
My friend said that song sounds like a horror movie with no plot.
I heard that song and I now have a headache and a death wish.
I tried to sing it and now my neighbors think I'm possessed.
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