I like sandwiches

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Sandwiches are the holy grail of lunchtime glory. They’re like a dream made of bread and meat and sometimes cheese, which is basically god’s leftovers.
I eat sandwiches like they’re going out of style.
My lunch is a sandwich. My life is a sandwich.
If I had to choose between a sandwich and a job, I’d take the sandwich.
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A sandwich is when you put everything you hate in a bag and call it a meal. It’s still good though.
I hate my sandwich, but I still eat it.
This sandwich is a disaster, but I’m still eating it.
The sandwich is trash, but I’m too hungry to care.
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Sandwiches are the only thing that can save me from the horrors of the school cafeteria. They are my salvation.
I would die if I didn’t have a sandwich.
This sandwich is my only friend.
The sandwich is the reason I still go to school.
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