i like poop

You eat it for breakfast. I eat it for dinner. You're the hero.

You post a photo of your dog's poop and call it art. I call it a crime.

You told your mom you'd rather marry a toilet than a boy. She's worried.

You bring a poop jar to the movie theater. I bring a mop.

You named your pet poop. I named mine 'why?'.

You tried to date a pizza. I tried to date a dump truck.

You sit on the throne like it's a throne. I sit on it like it's a disaster.

You made a poop song. I made a poem about your bad breath.

You brought a poop to school. I brought a note saying I was sick.