I like poles not holes

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this is what a gay man says when he's tired of getting fucked and just wants to be the one doing the fucking
I like poles not holes, bro. I'm not your fucking vacuum cleaner.
Poles not holes? I'm not here to be your lunch meat.
I like poles not holes. I'm not your doormat.
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this is what a gay man says when he's had enough of being the bottom and wants to switch places
I like poles not holes. I'm done being the bottom for once.
Poles not holes. I'm tired of being the snack.
I like poles not holes. I'm not your side dish.
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this is what a gay man says when he just wants to take control and not be taken for a ride
I like poles not holes. I'm not your taxi cab.
Poles not holes. I want to be the driver, not the passenger.
I like poles not holes. I'm not your ride.
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