Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

I like penis means I want to avoid doing anything that makes me tired or gets me in trouble.

I like penis, I’m not doing this math test.

I like penis, I’m not cleaning the classroom.

I like penis, I’m not working today.

2

Saying I like penis is like saying you’d rather die than do the thing you’re being forced to do.

I like penis, I’d rather be dead than do this report.

I like penis, I’m not doing this presentation.

I like penis, I’m not working this shift.

3

I like penis is the worst excuse ever for not doing your job or homework.

I like penis, I’m not doing my homework.

I like penis, I’m not showing up to work.

I like penis, I’m not doing this project.

4

I like penis is when you’re too much of a coward to face the consequences of your laziness.

I like penis, I’m not taking the test.

I like penis, I’m not doing my job.

I like penis, I’m not coming to school.

5

I like penis is like throwing your hands up and saying you give up on life.

I like penis, I’m not doing this anymore.

I like penis, I’m not working today.

I like penis, I’m not going to school.

6

I like penis is when you’re too much of a f***ing idiot to do the simple things.

I like penis, I’m not doing this homework.

I like penis, I’m not working.

I like penis, I’m not coming to class.