i like minecraft redstone

you’re just a sad kid who thinks redstone is the best thing ever

you’re like a kid who still uses paper maps

you can’t even build a working door without crying

your redstone is like a toddler’s art project

you can’t even light a torch without swearing

you made a door that never opens and you’re still proud of it

you turned redstone into a mess

you made redstone look like a failed experiment

you made a redstone circuit that barely worked and you still called it a masterpiece