I like men

I like men means I like men. Not women. Not kids. Not anything that smells like a girl. Just men. Real men.

When a man prefers the company of other men. Like when they’re drinking, fighting, or watching sports. If they talk about shopping, they’re not a man. They’re a woman in a man suit.

If you like men, you like men. You don’t care about women. You don’t care about anything. You just like men. And you say it like it’s a secret.

When you are a gay man who doesn’t know he’s gay. He says he likes men, but he really just wants to be loved by men. And he’s still confused.

A quote gay men say when they think they’re being cool. It’s not cool. It’s just a quote they repeat like a broken record.

A reply to a boy who’s being annoying by yelling at women. It’s a way to make the boy feel stupid and stop being annoying.