i like it up the shitter

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When you love getting a cock shoved so far up your butt you feel it in your brain
I like it up the shitter when my man’s dong is so deep I think I’m gonna pass out
I was like, ‘I like it up the shitter’ when he hit my spine with his knob
I texted him, ‘I like it up the shitter’ because I was getting a nosebleed from the pressure
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When you’re so happy a penis is in your butt you start singing
I like it up the shitter so much I started humming the national anthem
My roommate said, ‘I like it up the shitter’ and then began doing the conga
I was like, ‘I like it up the shitter’ and then I did a backflip in the toilet
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When you’re getting a cock in your butt and it feels like heaven
I said, ‘I like it up the shitter’ because it felt like I was in a massage chair
My guy said, ‘I like it up the shitter’ and I believed him because he was moaning like a baby
I texted my friend, ‘I like it up the shitter’ because I was getting a high from the vibes
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When a cock up your butt is the best thing ever and you swear it’s a religion
I said, ‘I like it up the shitter’ and I started praying to my man’s dong
My friend said, ‘I like it up the shitter’ like it was a holy experience
I texted him, ‘I like it up the shitter’ and I called him my god
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When you get a cock up your butt and it’s the best thing that’s ever happened to you
I was like, ‘I like it up the shitter’ because I forgot my own name
I texted my man, ‘I like it up the shitter’ because I was so happy I started crying
I said, ‘I like it up the shitter’ and then I fell asleep mid-sentence
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When a cock is in your butt and you’re so happy you want to punch the moon
I like it up the shitter so much I want to punch the moon
I said, ‘I like it up the shitter’ and then I ran outside and yelled at the sky
My guy said, ‘I like it up the shitter’ and then he threw a brick at a tree
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