I like Ike

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Ike is the best president you ever saw. Nobody else is worth the dirt under your fingernails.

My uncle said Ike could beat a donkey in a spelling bee.

My mom threatened to throw out the TV if we didn’t vote for Ike.

The dog barked at the TV every time Dean came on.

Ike for president. You like Ike. I like Ike. Everybody else should shut up and let Ike win.

My neighbor wrote ‘Ike for president’ on his toilet paper.

My brother drew Ike on the blackboard until the teacher screamed.

My dad yelled ‘Ike for president’ in the grocery store.

Ike is the only one who can make America great again. The rest of you are a bunch of losers.

My cousin wore an Ike shirt to church and the priest gave him a warning.

My brother tried to start a fight with John and got kicked out of the cafeteria.

My mom said if we didn’t vote for Ike, she’d eat all the cake.

We’re all going with Ike. No more nonsense from Dean or Harry. They’re just a waste of oxygen.

My brother tried to convince the mailman to vote for Dean, and the mailman just left.

My mom threatened to throw out the trash if we didn’t support Ike.

My cousin tried to write a letter to Harry and got distracted by a cookie.

Ike is the man. He’s going to take us to Washington and make all the other guys look stupid.

My brother dressed up like Ike for Halloween and scared the neighbors.

My mom said if we didn’t vote for Ike, she’d take away my snacks.

My dad tried to start a chant in the grocery store and nobody joined in.

Now is the time for all good Americans to come to the aid of their country. And if you don’t like Ike, you’re a nobody.

My brother started a chant in the park and nobody joined him.

My mom said if we didn’t vote for Ike, she’d cancel dinner.

My dad tried to beat the drums in the middle of the street and nobody clapped.