i like homework

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You like homework because it’s the only thing that makes your brain feel like it’s being tortured by a teacher with a grudge

Why do you like homework? I like it because it’s like being forced to do math by a teacher who hates you.

You like homework? I like homework because it’s the only time I feel like I’m being punished by the universe.

I like homework because it’s like having a teacher in my head screaming at me 24/7.

You like homework because it’s like getting paid to cry over algebra

Why do you like homework? It’s like I get a paycheck every time I fail a test.

I like homework because it feels like my brain is getting a second job.

You like homework? I like homework because it’s the only time I feel rich enough to cry over a problem.

You like homework because it’s the only time your teacher doesn’t yell at you for being stupid

Why do you like homework? It’s the only time I don’t get yelled at for getting a problem wrong.

I like homework because it’s like my teacher is giving me a break from being a mean person.

You like homework? I like homework because it’s the only time my teacher doesn’t call me a failure.