I like him

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You like him like a buddy, not like a hot mess of feelings and heartburn.
He’s my friend, not my love interest.
I’m not into him, I’m just into him.
He’s cool, but I don’t want to end up crying over him.
2
You’re confused about a boy and you’re probably a girl or a boy and you’re clueless about love. So you try to figure him out. If he flirts with you, you win. If he asks for your pics or ignores you, you kick him to the curb.
I’m trying to figure out if he’s into me or just being nice.
He asked me for a pic, and I said no.
He flirts with me, but I’m still confused.
3
You’re lying to yourself and everyone else that you don’t like him anymore. But we all know you’re still into him.
I said I don’t like him, but I still text him.
I told my friends I don’t like him, but I still think about him.
I swear I don’t like him, but I still check his profile.
4
You say this every time one of PewDiePie’s pets dies. It’s like a ritual. You’re sad, but you’re used to it.
RIP my favorite pet, again.
Another pet died. Why do I keep doing this?
I’m tired of saying this every time.
5
You’re heartbroken because your Minecraft pet just died. It was your best friend. Now it’s gone.
My pet died, and I’m crying.
I lost my best friend in Minecraft.
I can’t play Minecraft without my pet.
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You’re chasing a ghost. You don’t know who he is. You’re clueless and you’re trying to find him.
I’m chasing a ghost. I don’t know who he is.
I don’t know where he is, but I’m still chasing him.
Do I look like him? No. But I’m still chasing him.
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