Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

They gotta be barely old enough to wet the bed

I like em younger, like still wearing diapers at night

He’s 12, I’m 28, that’s barely a difference

I’d take a kid who still cries at thunder

2

They need to be fresh out of the womb and still stinkin’

I dated a girl who still smelled like the hospital

He was born last month, I was born in the ’90s

I like em younger, like they still got a umbilical cord

3

They should be too young to know what they’re doing

She still thinks pizza is a food group

He didn’t know what a phone was until last year

I like em younger, like they still talk to their stuffed animals

4

They need to be so young, they still think you’re a monster

He still believes I’m the boogie man

She still thinks I’m the one who eats her homework

I like em younger, like they still cry at cartoons

5

They should be so young, they still use the toilet wrong

He peed in the sink like it was a fancy urinal

She still uses the toilet like it’s a time machine

I like em younger, like they still poop in the bath

6

They gotta be so young, they still think you’re a teacher

She still thinks I’m the one who gives pop quizzes

He still believes I’m the one who makes him do math

I like em younger, like they still think I’m the principal