I like eating chairs

I took a bite out of the meeting chair and it was like a buffet

My friend tried to stop me but I ate the whole dining room set

I asked for a chair for dinner and got a plate of spaghetti

I bit into the kitchen chair and it tasted like regret

I ate the chair in the library and got a detention

My mom said I can't eat chairs anymore because I broke the dining room set

I sat down for lunch and didn't get up until I finished the whole chair

I brought a chair to the grocery store and ate it in the parking lot

I tried to eat a chair at school and got sent to the principal's office