I like drugs

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A stupid thing to say when you're high and don't want to talk about your bad life
I like drugs, bro. My mom left me for a pizza guy.
I like drugs, man. I failed math again.
I like drugs. My dog ate my homework.
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What you say when you're too lazy to think of a real excuse
I like drugs, so I skipped school.
I like drugs, so I didn't do my chores.
I like drugs, so I texted my crush instead of studying.
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A lie you tell your parents to keep from getting grounded
I like drugs, so I stayed out late.
I like drugs, so I didn't come home.
I like drugs, so I didn't do my homework.
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