i like dick

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A stupid way to say you like a big stick
'I like Dick' is what he said when he saw the guy at the gym with a 12-inch biceps.
'I like Dick' was his first words when he walked into the club.
He texted me, 'I like Dick' after I told him about my cousin's new boyfriend.
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A gay guy's way of bragging about his taste in meat
At the bar, he said, 'I like Dick' after seeing the bartender’s abs.
He posted on Instagram, 'I like Dick and I'm not even slightly ashamed.'
He DM'd me, 'I like Dick, and I know you do too.'
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A way to say you want to be stabbed by something
He said, 'I like Dick' when he saw the guy with the sword at the Renaissance fair.
He posted, 'I like Dick so much I would die for it.'
He texted me, 'I like Dick, and I'm ready to go.'
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A way to say you're in love with a man named Dick
He told me, 'I like Dick, and I'm not even slightly lying.'
He said, 'I like Dick more than my mom.'
He posted, 'I like Dick and I'm going to marry him next week.'
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