I like chicken

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When you’re so dumb you think saying ‘I like chicken’ is a clever way to impress people.

Bro asked me what my fav food was. I said, ‘I like chicken.’ He said, ‘You’re an idiot.’

I texted my crush ‘I like chicken.’ He replied with ‘Okay.’

My teacher said, ‘Why did you say that?’ I said, ‘I like chicken.’ She said, ‘Go to the principal.’

A magical spell that makes you forget your brain is full of spaghetti and you’re just sad.

I used ‘I like chicken’ to cover up the fact I forgot my math homework.

At the dinner table, I said, ‘I like chicken,’ and no one asked why.

I told my mom I like chicken, and she said, ‘You’re going to regret this.’

A capitalist lie that makes you think you’re rich because you can afford to eat dead birds.

I said, ‘I like chicken,’ and now I have to eat three of them for dinner.

My friend said, ‘I like chicken,’ and now he’s out of money.

I bought a whole chicken just because I like chicken. It was a bad idea.