I like blue

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Blue is the color of my penis when I’m happy and not angry.
I like blue because it’s the color of my happy penis.
My favorite color is blue. It’s also the color of my happy penis.
Blue is the color of my happy penis. I like blue.
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Blue is what I call my ex when she’s annoying and I’m drunk.
I like blue because my ex is annoying and I’m drunk.
Blue is my ex when she’s annoying and I’m drunk.
When my ex is annoying and I’m drunk, I call her blue.
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Blue is the sound of my mom yelling when I eat cereal for dinner.
I like blue because my mom yells when I eat cereal for dinner.
Blue is the sound of my mom yelling at me for eating cereal for dinner.
My mom yells when I eat cereal for dinner. That’s blue.
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