I like BIRDS

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When you love birds so much you'd punch a kid for stepping on one

I saw a pigeon get run over and I screamed like a banshee.

I told my mom I'd rather die than watch a parrot get yelled at.

I cried when my canary died and I blamed the neighbor's cat.

When you're obsessed with birds and it's starting to look like a problem

I named my three parrots after my exes and my dog.

I bought a bird feeder and now my whole street feeds birds.

I skipped school to watch a flock of geese fly by.