Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you're so obsessed with something it feels like it's the only thing keeping you from dying in a ditch.

I life it, this game is the only thing stopping me from burning my house down.

I life it, I eat pizza for breakfast, lunch, and dinner and still think it's the best thing ever.

I life it, I would fight my brother for the last slice of pizza.

2

When your woman is the only reason you're still breathing and not dead from your own stupidity.

I life it, my woman is the only reason I don't get kicked out of my house.

I life it, I would die for her, and I'd probably get it wrong.

I life it, she's the only one who can stand my dumbass.

3

You know it's true when your bro says it back like he actually agrees with you.

Same bro, I life it too, even though I don't know what it means.

Same bro, I life it, but I'm not sure if I'm actually in love with it or just tired.

Same bro, I life it, but I also life pizza.

4

When you're so fed up with life you'd rather take a bullet than deal with another day.

I hate life, I'd rather be dead than listen to my mom nag me again.

I hate life, my job is so bad I want to quit and become a ghost.

I hate life, I would run away from my problems if I could.

5

When you're doing something you actually hate, but you're too lazy to stop.

I life it, no, I hate it, but I'm too lazy to stop.

I life it, I'm doing this because I have no idea what else to do.

I life it, I'm pretending I love it just so I don't get yelled at.

6

When you're so mad at something you want to scream, punch a wall, or just quit the game.

I life it, no, I want to scream and punch my brother right now.

I life it, this game is so broken I want to quit and go eat pizza.

I life it, I'm so mad I could throw my controller at my mom.

7

When you're so bad at everything you're surprised you're still alive.

I'm bad at everything, I failed my math test and I still don't get it.

I'm bad at everything, I tried to cook and burned my house down.

I'm bad at everything, I can't even tie my shoes properly.