i licked my own ass crack

i just licked my own ass crack and nobody is going to tell me no

i did it in the bathroom and no one saw me

i licked my ass crack and my mom walked in and i said nothing

i did it at school and the teacher didn't even notice

i licked my ass crack in the car and my dad didn't say a word

i did it in the park and nobody stared

i did it in the kitchen and my brother didn't dare speak

i licked my ass crack in front of my friends and they just laughed

i did it in the hallway and nobody tried to stop me