I left my dog in a tree

My cousin’s face looked like a dead raccoon. I ran out the door like my pants were on fire.

That guy at the bus stop looked like a dead raccoon. I sprinted like my pants were on fire.

My teacher’s face was a dead raccoon. I ran out the door like my pants were on fire.

My friend’s face was so bad I climbed a tree with my dog.

That guy at the grocery store looked so bad I took my dog and climbed a tree.

My mom’s face was so bad I ran to the nearest tree with my dog.

My neighbor looked like he got hit by a garbage truck. I took my dog and hid in a tree.

That guy at the park looked like he got hit by a garbage truck. I ran to the nearest tree with my dog.

My uncle looked like he got hit by a garbage truck. I escaped with my dog and a tree.